Kimberly likes minions. Minions are yellow. There is a HAPPY BIRTHDAY poster with minions on it (referred to as the minion poster). it is the problem.

Kimberly Chuc is an actual public menace, and her domestic terrorism has gone unanswered for far too long. The residents of Kimberly's living quarters desperately need help. They are not okay and our heart grieves for them. This unapologetic tribute to the disenfranchisement of the working class (the minion poster), those sorry yellow pill-shaped creatures who live an existence no better than the slaves on whose backs this country was founded, is wreaking havoc on the mental state of one Isaac Fuh (pictured above (very sad)) and one Alyssa Chen. One affected victim said the following about the presence of this horrible banner (the minion poster):

"After a long hard day at work, this (the minion poster) was not what I wanted to come home to."
- Isaac Fuh, victim (21)

And in response to this victim's anguished plea for help, our resident monster has responded in kind:

"after a long hard day of work, this (the minion poster) WAS what I wanted to come home to :)"
- Kimberly Chuc, davis woman (22 i think)

I understand that minions are important to Kimberly. Hence, this petition does not call for the complete removal of the poster. HOWEVER, there must be compromise for the mental health of Mr. Fuh.

This petition calls for the FLIPPING and UPSIDE-DOWNING of the minion poster (the minion poster) installed by Kimberly Chuc. Could you turn it around so the minions are facing the wall please. The police are uninvolved for now.

how about ⅄ⱯꓷHꓕꓤIꓭ ⅄ꓒꓒⱯH instead of HAPPY BIRTHDAY? i think it is an improvement. please let me know what u think