Mr Watson's roof noise has plagued student's ears for many generations. It has lead to distraction and distress among the youth of this generation, a crisis we as a society cannot afford to ignore in the hope of having a fruitful future. Our youth are what define our species, not a roof noise.

So I ask you with the most dire urgency I can express, please sign this petition so we can not only save these student's, but save humanity.

Thank you