A wise man once said “I don’t want an education from anybody else tonight”. In an age of misinformation, global distress, and sh*tty music, this sentiment could not ring more true. One man, Finneas Baird O’Connell, has the power to change all of this through the power of education: educating the Theatre of Living Arts in Philadelphia on November 13th as to what the best song in existence sounds like. In light of this, Finneas, I come to you as a lowly fan with a heartfelt request: to hear you sing Hollywood Forever during this most treasured of stops on your Optimist tour. As I travel exactly 1,500 miles from Texas to see you in Philadelphia, I am preparing myself for what will surely be a most holy of evenings in your presence; an evening that would be made all the holier if your crowd of adoring fans were to be blessed with a performance of Hollywood Forever. In simpler terms: please I’m begging. I’m not going to say that I would never ask for anything else if you granted me this request (that would be a lie and I’m not in the business of lying), but I *can* say that I would be forever indebted to you and would solemnly swear to support you until the end of days (imma do that anyway but yanno). Thx Luv You!