Look, we GET IT. You're gorgeous, intelligent, charismatic, and a geek. OBVIOUSLY God favors you above most other men. But, frankly, we're sick of it. The heterosexual women of the world are asking you to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING, else.

Take up knitting, being boorish, having crappy movie opinions, anything other than being the perfect specimen of masculinity we're all comparing our spouses, lovers, dude-at-work to. 

We're TIRED Henry Cavill.

Tired of looking at your smile, body, and charms while feeling woefully under-fufilled with what exists around us.

Find something else, the f*ck, to do, PLEASE.