Get Jack White to perform Seven Nation Army at the 2018 FIFA World Cup

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In the world of football, songs don't get any bigger than The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army. Everyone knows it, from the Queen of England to the hounds of hell. In fact, even people who don't know it, know it as the 'po po po po po po po' song.

So for a song of such cultural magnitude, Seven Nation Army's absence from football's biggest stage is an icky omission, the elephant of all elephants in the room. If FIFA can get fans shakin' to Waka Waka and non-lying hips, they have every reason to get behind the biggest song in football – a chart-topping, Grammy award-winning alternative rock song sung the world over by fans of every creed and hue.

And at a time of growing US-Russia tensions, having an American strumming 'po po po po po po po' on a guitar in Moscow might actually bring peace to the world, albeit in a good way.

That's why we, the citizens of the world, can't let FIFA hold it back any longer. Sign this petition to get Jack White to perform Seven Nation Army at the closing ceremony of the 2018 FIFA World Cup, so the world will live as one.