Make the Dipstick a regular menu item at Grease Monkeys

Make the Dipstick a regular menu item at Grease Monkeys

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Nashi Pear started this petition to Fellow Greasy Monkeys

Many of us patronise Grease Monkey ('GM'), so many. It's a great restaurant, it really is, folks, the greatest.

A few months ago they had a very good special, the 'Dipstick.' In their own words, it contained "beef brisket, caramelised onions, Swiss cheese on a Sonoma baguette. Side of jus."

I, and I suspect many others, believe this would be an excellent addition to the regular menu. Here are some reasons why:

  1. It tastes good.
  2. GM is already bringing the Philly Cheese Steak back. You could just use the shaved rib eye and hoagie roll to make a perfectly acceptable modified Dipstick.

    Like Heinrich Himmler, I am mainly concerned with the jus.
  3. By FB likes, the Dipstick was clearly more popular (196 likes, or 'reaccs') than the Philly Cheese Steak (108).

    The final call post for the Dipstick was also more popular by default because there was no last call for the Philly Cheese Steak.
  4. You would be helping to improve the perception of the French and their culture in Australia. 

    Yes, we all know about French wine, French cheese and their being French craven surrender monkeys in any war they participate in.

    But if we brought back the Dipstick, they would now at least be thought of as French greasy craven surrender monkeys.

By signing this petition, you are showing your support for Australia and you believe that the Dipstick should be allowed to stay in (Grease Monkey,) Australia and have the opportunity to contribute to our community.

Please sign and help us ask the Minister to let our son stay in Austr--I mean, make the Dipstick a regular menu item at Grease Monkeys.

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