Remove access to the internet

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The internet is a plague upon mankind.

Here's the problem with the internet:

  1. Too many boomers use it now
  2. People don't understand irony
  3. Too many people can comment on events that take place outside of their country of residence
  4. Data
  5. BIG Data
  6. People watch people play video games instead of playing them themselves
  7. Everyone has the wrong opinion
  8. No one does independent research and relies on the automatic aggregate results on their favorite search engine versus actually reading the article associated with said answer
  9. Content creators are creativity farms that are drained of their life force by parasitic consumers
  10. Too many THOTS
  11. Too many INCELS
  12. No one USES email

In order to hard reset humanity, this petition calls for ISPs to delete all the users' access to the internet and for governments to ban the internet forever.

Local networks will still be allowed -- but you'll have to put down your own network cables. We'll LAN Quake every Thursday at 9:00PM @ Craig's place.


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