All current options for president in 2020 are less than ideal.

Pudge is different. Pudge cares for everyone and wants all to have a good life.

Sadly, Pudge is not allowed on the ballot for a multitude of reasons, namely that he is a fish. Please sign to get this changed and have PUDGE FOR PRESIDENT 2020.

He is also hungry, so could someone please bring him a sandwich soon. Thank you.