Send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

Send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

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Tom Walsh started this petition to FBI

Barry is stuck in a hellhole of a marriage to one massive trashcan of a woman. He's a true bro who deserves better. He is the best man anyone could ever ask for: hard-working, optimistic, and caring, but he is married to a whale who screams at those who don't entirely believe in God. Please help Barry find the woman of his dreams.

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