Legally change Eggs scientific classification to fruit not poultry

Legally change Eggs scientific classification to fruit not poultry

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Eggs are fruit.

Let's unite as one.

During the creation of the Earth according to the old testament, God rested two days after his 5 days of work. It is commonly accepted by the mass population of the high class, that in those two days the creation of eggs took place. 

The fruit of Our Lords loins was born and given to the pure sinless mouths of Adam and eve. Before the bite of the apple there took the consumption of the poached egg. 

As God lay in his fruitful garden of Eden, he rested his rear and thereforth our lord in all his might, power, and holiness, he laid an egg.

Oval, plump, petite, and born. Egg of hard shell protection, often alikened to that of a banana peel or lychee skin, held and cradled inside a yolk of flesh filled with protein and nutrients. The egg was born perfection in a world knew not yet sin, and has continued as the standard for fruit and diet as our civilisations histories commenced. 

The egg is pure, it is sinless, it is perfection, it is the fruit of our almighty lords loins.

It is, undeniably, a fruit.

It is time we right this centuries long wrong, and fight for the reclassification of our holy fruit. We owe it to eggs, jesus, ans ourselves. 

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