Make David change his name to Nut Grass

Make David change his name to Nut Grass

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Eli Socray started this petition to faggots like you are needed to make this happen
Problem
David's name has been Cyro for years, and its time to STOP. Lets face it, nut grass just sounds cooler.

Solution
We will show Fabid that the masses are against his current name and we will bug him until he falls into a deep depression and has no choice but to change his name to Nut Grass

Personal story
I am a friend of Davids and when I saw what his name meant. I realised he just isn't happy. He is hiding from his true name and he's going to change it and he's gonna fucking like it.
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