Mark Zuckerberg is a CIA Robot. Demand a Restraining Bolt! COVID-19

Mark Zuckerberg is a CIA Robot. Demand a Restraining Bolt! COVID-19

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Fact check this! It's "mostly true". Since the death of Mark Zuckerberg in 2019 (due to COVID-19), the CIA has made an egregious attempt to control the masses. CIA Director "REDACTED", is caught on video admitting Mark Zuckerberg was replaced with an AI robot. Using and combining technologies from DARPA and Google's Deepmind, the CIA replaced the dead Zuckerberg to gain full control of Facebook and Instagram. Zuckerberg's death certificate and autopsy reports have been sealed in the CIA vaults. Mark "Robot" Zuckerberg now runs rampant. He has led the way in dismembering American's opinions and free thoughts by "fact-checking" all posts. CIA Assistant Director, "REDACTED", is willing to provide all of the documents, if enough of the population demands it. Not only do we demand the truth, but in the name of Social Justice we can't let them turn off "Mark Robotberg". We demand his binary heuristic processor be saved so he can live as a free non-binary. DEMAND ACTION! DEMAND A RESTRAINING BOLT! AND DEMAND YOUR JOKES AND OPINIONS BE KEPT UNSUPERVISED BY MARK FACTERCHECKINGROBOTBERG. 

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