Mark Zuckerberg has been a billionaire tech mogul on earth for many years now. Recently he's gotten homesick and needs your help to get the governments of the world to send him back to his home planet, Venus! When you sign this petition, not only are you helping this E.T phone his way home but you are also helping the governments and people of the world rid their worries of privacy issues! So why not sign? Whats the worst that could happen?!

What is needed:

A Space X falcon 9 heavy rocket

Enough spacebucks for lunch, gas, and tolls

A new human disguise for when he returns to earth