Sep 5, 2013 — John,
Thanks for raising this with us. Everyone on the executive team is deeply concerned by Freya's despondent voice, Paula's efficiency, Albert's ability to drink a cold beer at the exact time he wants to, and Giona's romantic life. We do indeed care, and it pains us deeply to hear all this news.
The leadership team has already discussed this, and now that you reached our top secret threshold the executive team plans to discuss it during our meeting next week. We'll get back to you as soon as possible. In the meantime, please send Freya a hug from all of us.