Sack Paul Haberecht as Billabong Crows reserves captain

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The Billabong Crows reserves were a proud football side until Paul Haberecht was made captain. Under his command, the team has lost faith in its captaincy and its ability to be led on the field. Obesity is at an all time high. 

Rather than point the blame at individual players, the finger should be squarely pointed at Fingers. No one individual should wear the blame for the predicament the club now finds itself in, apart from Paul "Fingers" Haberecht. 

An emergency meeting was appointed three days after he was given the captaincy. He didn't turn up. 

And he also fucken stinks. 



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