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Please stop making babies in March.

Ok, guys, here's the deal: December is a challenging social month as it is with all the holiday parties. Once you add birthdays to the mix, December becomes damn near impossible. There is only one way to address this: cut back on the number of December births. I know, I know, March is a terribly boring month and there isn't much to do besides, you know, make babies. Well, tough. Think of the nightmare that December has begun, and do the right thing.


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Everyone
Please stop making babies in March. All of these December babies are making social planning difficult.