Hi, Jack should move to America. He wants to, and we want the British boy here, but currently we can’t. So. Sign. Now. 

we have cookies? Is that good enough for you? Is it? Well, just sign. For these reasons:

- Jack would be much happier here surrounded by friends who desperately want him in their lives

- He likes our grading system better

- I want to make homemade pizza with him

- He could meet all his online friends that love him.