Impeach Donald Trump and replace him with Firestar
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Look man Donald Trump sucks a fucking big one but you know who doesn't??
Now you might be thinking: he's a goddamn cat*. How can he possibly become president?
But you see, Firestar has far more experience than Donald Trump. Not only is he the leader of ThunderClan, but he was once the leader of LionClan (a temporary alliance of all four clans) and he helped rebuild SkyClan.
Now I don't know about you, but that sounds a hell of a lot better than being a skeevy racist rich guy with a stupid tv show.
Fire alone can save this absolute tire fire of a country.
Firestar defeated a power hungry cockgobbler before. He can do it again. He's the only orange we need in the white house.
* - "He's also fictional!!" BELIEVE IN SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE
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