I would like to change the plural form of “moose” to “meese” seeing as “goose” is “geese”

I would like to change the plural form of “moose” to “meese” seeing as “goose” is “geese”

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Cameron Calvillo started this petition to Everyone

Yes I know it sounds silly. But hear me out. I love animals. Especially moose (meese). I want to protect them until my dying days. They are beautiful majestic creatures that need our love. This starts with giving them the plural form they deserve. English is a hard language, granted, but changes can always be made to make a clear distinction between ideas. Moose (meese) deserve this distinction, this attention. It’s the small things in life that make the biggest change. I do believe if we can achieve justice for moose (meese) everywhere by changing a small word in its plural form, then tomorrow something slightly bigger will be accomplished and so on and so forth. If the Oxford Dictionary can make one small change to to put moose (meese) on the same grammatical page ( no pun intended) as geese, then imagine the changes that can be made in the future! This is a snowball affect... and it begins with moose (meese).

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