Have Steve Buscemi Narrate Every Tour In Existence

Have Steve Buscemi Narrate Every Tour In Existence

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Wouldn’t it be great to have this wonderful man, volunteer firefighter, Sagittarius, Grammy award winning, penitentiary narrating, cheesesteak lover, individual with gum disease to narrate every tour in existence? Steve Buscemi, we love your voice, we love your acting, and most of all, we love your narrating of spooky tours. We would love for you to narrate every tour in existence. Here are some things we would love for him to say on various tours:

For haunted houses: “Man I don’t know if this place is haunted, will it help if I make whooshing noises?”

For caves: “I’m not a scientist, I’m everything else, but I swear those are stalagmites hanging from the ceiling... someone back me up on this.”

Historical tours: “Do comedy they said, it would be fun they said. Well here I am narrating a place I’ve never been to in the middle of Philly.”

For European excursions: “Ever want to learn about different cultures and watch your credit score drop? Hi, I’m Steve, and come with me as we tour Europe on Buscemi-Be-Ready Tours.”

General tours: “Here we are on our next stop of our tour. Now at this point, I imagine a lot of people would ask me ‘Steve, what is your favorite role to date?’ I smile and tell them ‘Danny from Billy Madison of course.’”

General tours again: Just a 40 minute audio of Steve Buscemi eating a sub with him saying “Does this have mayo on it? You know what mayo does to me.”

More general tours: “Did you know ratatouille is not made out of real rats? Anyway, my wife left me.”

If you would love a tantalizing audio experience, please sign this petition so Buscemi-Be-Ready Tours can take over every tour in existence. Thank you.

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