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Get my phallic object back from Mr. Trosper

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A terrible tragedy struck my entire family when the principal at my school, Mr Trosper, took my phallic object away. The phallic object was black and 7 inches long, everyone loved my phallic object But now we have been separated, so please help reunite me with my beloved penis. The nights are so lonesome with out him.

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