Petition to put Evan in a home

Petition to put Evan in a home

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Evan is becoming a liability to my empire, I've decided for his own benefit, he needs to be placed in a home. 

Quite frankly I thought he would be an asset, but as time goes on I realise how useless he is. 1. He won't join in on the Christmas tunes, very important, lack of enthusiasm and commitment. 

2. Wasting dosh on the doctor (A hit phrase), claims he's "hurt" or some waffle, wouldn't trust him. All we know is his false agenda is costing massive dosh everytime, dosh that could be used to boost my empire.

3. Cannot be sold for much, tried and failed method, not worth a penny.

4. Committed multiple crimes such as, Aggravated assault, Insurance fraud, Aiding and abetting, Accessory kidnapping, Arson, Manslaughter, Involuntary assault, Battery manslaughter, Medical marijuana, Bribery, Minor in possession, Burglary, Money laundering, Child abandonment, 1st degree child abuse, Open container computer crimes, Prejury conspiracy, Probation violation, Credit/debit card fraud, Prostitution, Criminal contempt of court, Public intoxication, Cyberbullying, Disorderly conduct, Rackateering, Disturbing the peace, Domestic violence, Robbery, Drug manufacturing, Drug possession, Sexual assault, Drug trafficking, Distribution, Shop lifting, DWI, DUI, solicitation, Embezzlement, Stalking, extortion, Statutory rape, Forgery, Tax evasion, Fraud, Harrassment, Theft, Hate crimes Vandalism, Homicide, Identify theft, and jumping a baby.

Only you can stop him

If he is not kicked out, I will be disappointed.

11 have signed. Let’s get to 25!
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