Break up Jared and Jordana

Break up Jared and Jordana

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Ever since he started to date Jordana, Our child Jared has become ever so distant from us. It was funny at first and very cute, but it has gotten out of hand. Jared is losing touch with the ones so dearest to him, and is forgetting what it means to be a bro ��. He has also turned his back to god and is committing lust on the daily. 

Furthermore, not only has Jared’a soul been tarnished, but we have also lost another. Ben Shamus has also taken a secret liking to she who must not be named. This is a significant issue that must and will be solved.

To Jared, if you are reading this, we will always be there for you. We miss your everyday misspronounciations, our countless cool pics at shop rite, and hearing about you and Akiva Nelson’s beef during lunch ball. Come back to us Jared, there’s still time to save yourself. You too Shammooose. 

Signed, Manish Mehta

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