Become a Citizen of the new Soviet Union

Become a Citizen of the new Soviet Union

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Kage Dean started this petition to Everyone

Since 1922 the invention of the Soviet Union by Vladimir Lenin has been the greatest Country since, well ever. We will start small, by having few citizens become part of this new and improved U.S.S.R. We will soon expand from America onto all of Europe and Asia, we will make the world a place of peace and prosperity under the rule of me and a select few other great minds. We will unite this world to make an era of peace everyone will remember, and any country that decides to stand in our way, will be shown no mercy, we will have special forces like no one has ever seen, we will put away the capitalist idealism and put out a new, better economic standard, much like Socialism, but better. The government will own all private business'  and will regularly pay citizens so they can buy their select needs and a few wants. With us, I personally promise a fair, prosperous, life with no wars and no worries, but I must say, we need you to work, we both can agree that no one likes work, but with the government owning business' we can lower the work hours and increase vacation days. And for any children looking for a meaning of life, let this be your calling, we will not only make school more exciting, we will make it more fun and teach things that will actually be learned in real life. 

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