Ban Martin Tyler from Commentating on Liverpool Matches

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Martin Tyler is the most underwhelming commentator to cover Liverpool matches since humans developed the capacity for speech.

The goal here is simple: ban the man who sounds like a deflating tire when Liverpool score magnificent and memorable goals.

Any and all available alternatives to Martin Tyler would be acceptable at a moment's notice. These alternatives include:

  • An ape operating a 'speak and spell'
  • Your mates Dad after a week-long bender
  • The wind (in general)

**Sign up now to free yourself from the dreary that is Martin Tyler commentating on Liverpool matches**

 



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