Ban Martin Tyler from Commentating on Liverpool Matches
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Martin Tyler is the most underwhelming commentator to cover Liverpool matches since humans developed the capacity for speech.
The goal here is simple: ban the man who sounds like a deflating tire when Liverpool score magnificent and memorable goals.
Any and all available alternatives to Martin Tyler would be acceptable at a moment's notice. These alternatives include:
- An ape operating a 'speak and spell'
- Your mates Dad after a week-long bender
- The wind (in general)
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