Ban IPA’s

Ban IPA’s
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Jason Heinz started this petition to Everyone
IPA’s are pretty gross. Hundreds of thousands of people are forced to drink IPA’s as a last resort. This can cause IPA fevers which result in sweating shaking and overall disorientation. Overall IPA’s are not ethical for our society. Would you want to wake up in the morning and drink an IPA? The answer is obviously no. I would like to completely ban IPA’s. If you want to drink a normal light beer that’s cool. If you want to drink something stronger drink liquor. There is no reason for IPA’s to even exist. To the hipsters that pretend to like drinking IPA’s I can see the suffering in your eyes. Give it up and just drink a normal beer or liquor.
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