Allow men to wear spilt shorts without discrimination.

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Josepi Krakoski started this petition to Everyone

What do us guys want? The freedom to show our beefy thighs and sexy upper leg hair. But we can't reach that goal when all these hoes are buying and wearing split shorts. This petition will change the course of the United States of America for the course of a lifetime. Move over Rowe vs. Wade there's a new sheriff in town and that is this petition to let males wear and show off split shorts in true style. Thank you America and have a good night.

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