Christmas in March

Christmas in March

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Whereas, December 25th was arbitrarily chosen to be the date Christ was born and therefore the date we celebrate Christmas.

Whereas, the days of late fall and early winter are made tolerable with the presence of festive lighting, decorations, cookies, egg nog, and Christmas movie marathons.

Whereas, our celebration of Christmas includes copious amounts of lights, trees, cookies, candy, nostalgia, love, and happiness.

Whereas, winter is long and miserable causing millions with seasonal disorders and general misery

Whereas the misery of winter is further compounded by any song perfomed by the Beatles, John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Wham, or Mariah Carrey and are therefore banned in perpetuity. 

Whereas, March offers the light at the end of the Winter tunnel.

Therefore, I humbly propose that we reschedule Christmas to March 1st so that winter is made tolerable by the ongoing anticipation and celebration of Christmas. The longer holiday season will be beneficial to charities, children, places of worship, and generally good people. 

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