To thank God for telling Kate I'm going to die

To thank God for telling Kate I'm going to die

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Keagile Sejeng started this petition to Every single human on earth and

It all started when my friend, Kate, told me I was going to fall to my death. This shook me a lot, so I went out and partied it off. But then on Saturday the shookening came back, so I went out to party again. It was not buzzing as much as I would've like it to. I digress, so yeah, If I died the world would've been doomed. Good thing I know how not to!

God works in miraculous ways. That's a fact. So sign this petition to thank him for always having our backs. Come on, let's do this!

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