Officially make "The holy Church of the divine Booze" a religion
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Cheers, my brothers,
We are the holy Church of the divine Booze. We seek to bring enlightenment and happiness to the world by alcohol consumption. Sadly we aren't officially recognized as a religion in any countries right now. But we're trying to change that with this petition. I hope we get enough signatures to finally be recognized as what we truly are.
May Lord Alcohol be with you at all times.
If you want to know us a bit better, here are our 10 commandments, which truly represent our love and compassion in the holy Church of the divine Booze:
1: Thou shalt never spill thyne liquor.
2: Thou shalt drink at least one beer per day.
3: Thou shalt honor thyne alcohol, whenever thou canneth do so.
4: Thou shalt not leave a drunken brother behind.
5: Thou shalt not take advantage of another drunken follower.
6: Booze is thyne only hope to find salvation, for it is lord alcohol's divine gift to humanity.
7: Thou shalt never stop a brother from drinking.
8: Thou shalt not be taken over by rage when drinking.
9: Thou shalt never be sober for more than one week.
10: Thou shalt carry a bottle of strong booze with thou at all times.
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