Once upon a time, in a land where casual games were used as warmups and bots roamed the land as free as a herd of wild gazelle, Rocket League players were actually happy.

Now, ever since the dictator that is Epic Games decided to punish us for leaving casual games we all have suffered the wrath of harmlessly leaving a casual game and getting banned from match making for different periods of time. Well I'm here to beg that we get our freedom back.

Epic, we're all begging you to give us back the freedom that once was. Having the freedom to leave a casual game is as fundamental of a right as dancing around my house naked to Mariah Carey's Christmas album (we all know what song).

If you decide not to, we will forgive you but we will not forget the freedom we used to have and we will continue to fight for our freedom because God damnit this is America.

Sincerely, EVERYONE.