Let me ask you a question. While playing the hit video game Fortnite, have you ever thought to yourself: "Boy, I sure do love Fortnite. The only thing that could make this game better was if I could play as the Donkey/Dragon hybrid babies from the hit movies, Shrek 2, and Shrek the Third".If you have, don't worry you're not alone.

If you and like-minded individuals are ever to see this dream come to fruition, your only hope is to get this petition onto the desk of John Fortnite himself. Otherwise, any hopes of default dancing on the corpse of your enemy as a Donkey/Dragon hybrid baby (Dronkey) will forever be lost.

Now ask yourself. Is that really a world I want to live in? So please, sign the petition. Oh, and I guess we could add Shrek to Fortnite too. 

"I'd start playing Fortnite if they added... donkey/dragon baby hybrids" -Ryan Salmon

"...I won't be able to sleep until I see donkeys kids default dancing on corpses" -London Liggins

"Shrek the Third saved my marriage" -Anonymous