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English Independence Referendum

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We English are tired of hearing incessant Celtic moaning and anti-English spiel. The victimhood culture prevalent in Celtic countries has quite frankly become boring. Therefore, i propose a referendum on English independence from the United Kingdom. This would be the ideal solution for both Scotland and England, allowing Scotland to stay in their beloved EU. I also propose that we rebuild Hadrian's wall ASAP, complete with moat, spotlights and border patrols. This will allow us to have the peace and quiet that we deeply crave and enjoy a nice cuppa without having to listen to Scottish whinging. God Save the Queen. 



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