the united effort to blow up the sun

the united effort to blow up the sun

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Luna B started this petition to Elon Musk

The sun is linked to many issues and the goal in removing the sun through a large earth based space laser is our only hope. due to earths flat nature blowing up the sun will have little to no consequences. the only real problem is knowing many politician's who aren't actually human will have something to say about this proposal. they are in fact humanoid lizards who will ultimately be affected by the suns removal. Elon musk was chose for the task due to his investments in the scientific community and ability to help create the proper attention such a cause needs.  we at the no sun organization have researched the subject thoroughly and have concluded that the following issues are extremely important in understanding why it's removal is as dire of a need as it is. the following points are some but not all of the reasons we need a global effort for the suns removal. these are well trusted facts the government has been covering up for decades now.   

 

  •  the sun causes skin cancer 
  • the sun causes autism
  • if certain politician's aren't reptoids they won't mind                          
  • the sun causes eye pain and eye damage                                                               
  • the sun causes climate change                                                                                
  • the sun is overrated in comparison to the moon                                                       
  • the sun has made racist comments on twitter                                      
  • the sun was who really killed JFK                                                       
  • the sun makes you sticky                                                                  
  • the sun killed Tupac and biggie                                                          
  • the sun thought your potato salad at that BBQ was horrible                
  • the sun has killed dogs 

needless to say after reading such an extensive list you can fully comprehend why this movement is crucial to the worlds betterment and overall survival. be sure to check for updates on the no sun organization on Facebook.

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