Name Elon Musks bodyguards the Musketeers

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I am a connoisseur in puns and perfect names! And the incredible lack of care that Elon Musk has not named his bodyguards, they have no nickname nor pun has come to my attention. How can one rule as a super villain without nicknamed super guards (or atleast average ones) that is why i have created this petition to hopefully convince him before he reveals his master plan as the master of this simple plane of existence, To name his bodyguards as The Musketeers. Sign now and ill give you a high five (no guarantees).