Help me to become famous for no reason at all.

Help me to become famous for no reason at all.

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Matthew Savage started this petition to Elon Musk and

The problem I am having is the fact that I am not famous. I don’t want to do anything to make me famous so I’m relying on your support to get me there. When I’m famous I promise to live happier than I am now. I will give out 10’s of thousands of nacho lunchables to those who like them. Your signature ensures my happiness. Your signature is your voice. I will give as many high-fives as I can to those who sign. Help fight the good fight. Get me, Matty Savage to the top. I love you. My two dogs also love you. 

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