Have "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE" written on the next SpaceX rocket launch.

Have "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE" written on the next SpaceX rocket launch.

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Fellow 9 years old, those younger and those older,

Today I am reaching you to warn you about the inevitable. Our leader, PewDiePie is facing the biggest threat in history. T-Series is going to become the most subscribed channel on YouTube. What many don't realize is, this is not a battle for the most subscribed post. This is a war against Giant Corporations ruling all of YouTube, for it is certain that we are doomed as the individuals. We are letting money-driven corporations take over our beloved platform. T-Series becoming the most subscribed channel will not only affect Pewdiepie, But It will also affect all those who wish for original, non-corporate content. Is this the future you want?!

WE NEVER GIVE UP, for surrender is not our calling! 
We've fought on the local level! We've fought them in the biggest cities! We've fought them through the printers, We've even fought them in their own country!
When the hopes were lost, we've used our last 2 aces up our sleeves.
But this is not enough. Although we've scored a victory in the memes, we are losing. Our days are numbered. Our options are limited.

We've fought on the land, we've battled them on the web, we challenged them in the sky and on the sea. 
There is only one place we are sure to achieve an epic victory royale. 
Ladies and gentleman, and those who identify themselves otherwise. We're in the endgame now. Prepare yourselves, for we need to take this battle to space!

Elon Musk, humanity's only hope, our Lord and Savior.
We, the humble people. We are begging you for help. Our God, we are praying to you. We are not worthy. We, the simple people. But you are our last hope. People's last hope. Without you, we are doomed. Our future is dim.
On behalf of all the 9 years old, I am asking you, as well as the SpaceX team (which I've heard are great people) to have "subscribe to pewdiepie" written on the side of your next launched rocket. Not even the capital letters to save you from having to use 2 different fonts.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is the only sparkle of light in our dark future.
Please forgive me for asking.
We need all the forces we can get.
Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

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