Petition Closed

the soul purpose of this petition is to persuade my friend Ellie to go to prom as any effort i have made in the past to get her to go she has retaliated against.

Now you may be thinking 'why should i sign some shitty petition to get some girl to go to prom when i could be signing one to feed homeless abused cats-" WELL LET ME TELL YOU MY FRIEND...

you see she doesnt know it yet, but she secretly wants to go, this petition is just getting her to realise it. i mean come, she gets one night to look like the classyist motherfucker to ever walk the face of the god damn earth... plus the whole 'milestone' 'night of your life' shit...

So please get whoever you can to sign this, your parents, your grandparents, your friends grandparents, your grandparents grandparents- anyone with an internet connection i guess.

i hope that made you want to sign this because i didnt spend 15 frickin minutes writing this speech out and spell checking it for nothing.

 

Letter to
ELLIE
GO TO PROM