Make Bioware Surrender The Booty In Mass Effect Legendary Edition

Make Bioware Surrender The Booty In Mass Effect Legendary Edition

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For too long gamers have waited for the day that they can enjoy an authentic remaster of the original Mass Effect Trilogy on modern hardware.  The time at first seemed to finally be approaching when it was recently announced that game studio Bioware would indeed be remaking these games, unfortunately though it was also revealed that this would come at a terrible and unacceptable price.

 

It has since been revealed that Bioware has made the erroneous decision to censor the game to appeal to a group of invalids known as the "game journalists" and a perpetually offended species of primates known as "Social Justice Warriors."  This censorship is coming at a direct expense to the game as an art form and is itself a grave insult to the history of the franchise.

 

For these reasons, we the signed gamers and mad lads wish it be known that we beseech Electronic Arts, the publisher and owner of Bioware, to correct this issue and return the censored content to its former glory.  Should this be accomplished we will consider the purchase of this new remaster provided it is of sound and good quality.  Should these reasonable terms not be met, we will of course be compelled to wait until another attempt of a remaster is made, no matter how long that may be.

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