The food at Eastmark High School is the most vile stuff you will ever see or taste in your lifetime. It is complete puke and half the time, it is inedible. As one of the students, we deserve at least some resemblance of a decent meal. Most days, I starve to avoid not getting food poisoning. By signing this petition, you help save starving students from another day of torture.

*Please be aware that this is a joke and not to be taken seriously