Well, it's quite a sad story to be honest. Basically what occurred is Dyno (They/Them) doesn't to sing "About Damn Time" by Lizzo at Coffee House (a glorified talent show). Without Dyno's rendition of "About Damn Time" the Coffee House will have a very, very sad runtime of about 15 minutes. And that, my friends simply will not due. We must all revolt and reduce the short runtime. If you would like to support this cause please sign the petition, and Dyno may just become the next Lizzo cover artist. Not to mention if you sign this petition you will bring happiness (and memeable) moments to a group of teenagers who (believe me) need it. (And you'll also be giving us blackmail material on Dyno, but that's besides the point).