Trumpstache2018 - We request that president Trump grow a mustache this year.
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I would like to humbly suggest -present a case, rather- that the current presidency would be greatly improved by one small, simple, yet oft-overlooked possibility: a mustache. A big, bushy, Ron-Swanson-style mustache, of course.
I feel -know, rather- deep in my soul, that the patience and dedication required to grow mustaches, combined with the magical, weighty aura of dignity and wisdom naturally bestowed thereby, would have a positive impact on the Donald’s political policies, diplomatic skill, and foreign relations.
Let us NOT argue right here and right now, about whether this would make him “even greater” or merely “less terrible” (or, something in between). Let all of us join -unite, rather- as a country, and together urge with one resounding voice, #Trumpstache2018! On this at very least, we all can agree.
Please like -share, rather- if you believe that this is a change that our country could really use right now! #inordertoformamoreperfectunion #POTUS #growthatstache #onlyhalfjoking
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