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Release Your Penis!

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Dear The Donald: 

During the GOP debate on March 3, you promised America, in regard to an alleged lack of stature of your male reproductive organ, that "There is no problem. I guarantee it."

Given that the entirety of your policies, both foreign and domestic, depend on your ability to swagger around with a big dick, we, the Undersigned, demand that you produce hard evidence that your legally binding "guarantee" to the American public is valid.

As acceptable evidence we would accept a Tweet from your personal account of credible full-length selfies and dick pics, in addition to the sworn first-hand oral testimony of both Chris "Ball Gag" Christie and Mitt "Bent Knees" Romney. Alternatively, we suggest you simply seize the initiative and expose your schlong on live national television during the next GOP debate. (This seems like a natural progression of these events in any case.)

Mr. Trump, if you want our trust and our vote, show the world you've GOT as big a dick as you ARE.

Please, The Donald: Release The Johnson!

America's future demands no less...than eight inches, with proportional girth.



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