Petition To Hot Glue Pubes To Dylan Pettijohn's Face While He Is Sleeping For Revenge

Petition To Hot Glue Pubes To Dylan Pettijohn's Face While He Is Sleeping For Revenge

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Dylan Hate Organization started this petition to Donald trump

Dylan Pettijohn must be stopped at all costs. He is wreaking havock on our community with his non-family values and meanie actions. If we don't act now, there is no telling what he will do next. Do you want him to eat your dog? There is no proof he hasn't done it before. That is SUSPICIOUS.

If we reach our goal of 100 people, the president himself will personally support the cause and donate his pube hairs. #PubesForJustice

If you would like to further help spreading awareness about Dylan, send this petition to your friends and family. The higher the goal, the more the pubes. 

If you would like to personally donate pube hairs, email me @: dylanphobic@gmail.com

We need everyone we can to make our community a safe, dylan-free place.

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