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Make 'Goomba got back' the American national anthem

This petition had 66 supporters

For years the American national anthem has been utterly garbage. I mean who can even remember that crap! I totally can't, but that's probably because i've never heard it in my life.

It's time for a change, and you dickheads are the only people who can help!

But what epic song will replace it? How about Goomba got back?!

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