Gushers should be acknowledged as a fruit!

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Gushers should be a fruit because they contain the natural sugars that all human souls depend on. A fruit is an essential part of human life and I believe that gushers are more than worthy of such a title.

A lot of people have told me that gushers simply aren't fruit and this pains me to my core. They say things like, "they're just pure sugar!", or "They don't even have seeds!" But at the end of the day, do these qualities really define whether something is a fruit or not?

Isn't a decision like this left to the eaters interpretation? Don't we as people in this proud united states deserve to add our input towards this heavily debated topic?

I have the legal right to claim the group that my food falls into. I could say that steak is a vegetable and I reserve that right!

But that is clearly a silly statement! This is real and my cover image shows the proof! There's no denying this! Support the cause!!!

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