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Show us your penis

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In the last Republican debate, Donald Trump assured us that there is "nothing to worry about" regarding the size of his penis. The people of America are worried. It's not that we can't have a president with a small penis - hell, we just had a black man for eight years, so pretty much any incoming president will seem small. It's an issue of trust. If we can't trust a presidential candidate on the issue of penis size, when can we trust them? That is why we, the people of these United States of America, speak united in one voice when we say: Donald J Trump, show us your penis. Tweet us a photo of it, present it on a late night talk show, or whip it out on the campaign trail. Just show us your penis.

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