Donald J Trump, Build A God Damn Mother Fucking Death Star

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Let me begin by saying, U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

President Trump, today you made a decision the likes of humanity had never seen before. You announced the 6th branch of the United States Armed Forces is an all-new Space Force. SO IMPORTANT. HUGE STATEMENT. VERY POLITE.

While we're all very impressed by a plan that's so grand in size, it can only be matched by your very normal hands, I can't help but feel you stopped just short of true greatness. That is why I'm formally requesting you include the construction of a full-blown, mother-fucking death star as part of the American Space Force.

Just think about it, Mr. President. If any world leader steps to America, - Like that snake Justin Trudeau. SO RUDE. VERY DISHONEST.- you'll have the ability to blow their planet to hell. SUCH FIRE AND FURY. Now, some of your advisors may be telling you that blowing up the planet that contains America's enemies is a decidedly bad idea, as it's also your planet. Don't worry Donald. FAKE NEWS. God would never let anything bad happen to his favourite country.

Look Mr. President, you've definitely sexually assaulted tons of women, failed to denounce overt racism, built a garbage wall on your southern border on the American tax payers dollar, and seem to be violently tearing illegal immigrant families apart. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, you aim to please and you like to give the people what they want. The people want a super-cool mega-deadly death star, and they definitely want a sentient orange hemorrhoid in charge of it.

Give the people what they want, Mr. President. Give us a god-damned mother-fucking death star.

Thank you for your consideration.

 



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