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Ban Black People & Women From Military

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With transgender Americans being banned from military service, we the people would also like for current President Donald Trump to ban black people and all women from the military as well. And all gay people. And while you're at it, ban ambiguously brown people too. Like, people who look like Cliff Curtis and get mistaken for Taliban soccer players and 27 year carneceria workers living in Laveen, AZ.

Literally none of us feel like fighting in a Trump war. We'll hold down the Dairy Queen.

Just recruit straight white people. We have a ton of those and they're all great and really good at fighting. We all trust 'em.

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