Welcome to Iceland, VPOTUS Pence!

Welcome to Iceland, VPOTUS Pence!

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Halldór Kristjánsson started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and

Honorable US Vice President Mike Pence,

It has dawned on us that a handful of our fellow citizens are vehemently opposed to your visit to our country. This saddens us as you represent our most important ally.

Many of us might have disagreements with you in terms of views, be they a few or even several, perhaps many will agree with you on most things - but that is beside the point.

Icelanders generally take pride in their hospitality, and we would like that to be extended to everyone who honors our humble nation with a visit. We also have a long and proud tradition of freedom of expression, which includes being what anyone could deem an "asshole", pardon the vulgar language.

In fact, we have assholes, a lot of them. We have the greatest assholes, and some of them are organizing a rally to protest your generous visit. There are some of us who would offer our "world's greatest assholes" up for sale as the world's biggest island next door to us seems unlikely to be sold. Alas, we fear there to be a lack of demand for great assholes, as supply tends to be vast worldwide.

As many of us will be too busy working to pay the subsidized lifestyles of many of the people who have nothing better to do than protest your visit, there might be a shortage of countering voices. That said, we sign this to assure you that there are people who have indeed graduated kindergarten when it comes to communication and discourse, and regardless of whether we share any views or thoughts with you, we humbly and warmly welcome you to Iceland and wish you a pleasant stay in this country that we're very proud of.

Most sincerely,

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